I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)