When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)