Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)