Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)